Installment 5 - Things that you learn by using your hands

Things that you learn by using your hands include -

If you just had lunch, and used your fingers to tear up a pili pili (hot pepper) for your wali na maharage na mboga (rice and beans and greens), don't touch your penis. It will start burning copiously about a minute after your finish peeing and about a 5 seconds before you've realized your recent tactical mistake.