That trip seemed quite far away yesterday, given that I spent about 15 minutes cracking a half inch thick layer of ice off off my car to be able to drive home from the hospital.
As you may know, I arrived back in the US on Monday evening. I gave myself Tuesday to rest and reorient, and began work again on Wednesday. I was on call on Wednesday, starting work at 7am, and leaving the hospital Thursday at 1pm, having had a chance only to doze for about 30 minutes. As you can imagine, I wanted nothing more than to sleep, but I had a few errands to run first.
Unfortunately for my new roommate, Neville, my central heating system had been malfunctioning throughout the month of January (while I was sweating in Accra). The system was constantly flipping the circuit breaker and eventually he gave up on using it, bought a space heater and cocooned himself in his bedroom. After a process which took over a month, I finally was told that the malfunction was likely due to a defective breaker, and could easily fixed by replacing the breaker. That was my chore for Thursday afternoon before I could sleep. I was successful, and my heat now works. It was very exciting.
Almost as exciting as sleeping after being awake for 34 hours. I was ready for bed. In fact, I was walking to bed when I noticed that my toe was a bit sore. I had noticed the same thing about a week before, and saw that there was a little duskiness beneath the toenail of my right 2nd toe. I thought I had kicked something and bruised it, and had paid it no mind.
I was surprised to notice yesterday afternoon, however, that it seemed to have gotten slightly worse, rather than better. I needed to take a closer look. When I looked under the toenail, I saw this:
Just a tiny dot below the toenail. But it was more than a dot. It seemed to be a small whole with something dark inside. The answer was obvious - I had some crazy tropical parasitic bug living under my toenail. These things happen. And the solution was obvious - I had to cut it out. As you can see from the bleach in the above picture, I had already begun to prepare a surgical field (my bathroom sink). My instruments were, admittedly, limited, but never let it be said that there is anything you can't accomplish with persistence and a good Leatherman.
So I began.
I began by cutting back the toenail, and then extending the opening in the skin.
It didn't hurt that much. Some parasites secrete a kind of local anesthetic around their bodies so as to make their hosts less aware of their presence. I wondered whether that might be the case here. As I continued to expose more of my little stow-away, however, I was surprised to find that it was not as little as I had expected.
In fact, as I exposed more and more, it seemed to be about pea-sized.
It was a bit hard to see exactly how deep it went. I was hesitant to be too aggressive, as I wanted to remove it intact. I wanted to remove it whole, both because it would be cool to have an intact specimen, and because there are some parasites (see section on Complications) that, when you rupture their cyst or body, release ill humours that can cause inflammatory responses and spread of the infestation. I didn't really think that anything that bad would happen if I did break it, but I figured it was reasonable to avoid that possibility.
I continued.
But I got to the point where I had dissected around circumferentially as much as I could, and I felt that I might have to go deeper. Hmmmmmm. I looked at my available facilities.
I looked at my toe.
And I thought: maybe I should go somewhere with sterile instruments.
If there is one benefit to being a resident, it's that you know a lot of doctors with access to sterile instruments. At this point, I also took a moment to surf the internet and look at my parasitology text, and quickly diagnosed myself with Tungiasis -- an infection caused by the sand flea Tunga Penetrans.
I called the pediatric ER. The peds ER is a bit of a smaller, calmer place than the adult ER, and there was a higher chance that I knew someone working there. It turned out that one of the Attendings (supervising doctors) who was working that afternoon was one of the heads of the Pediatric Global Health Track (who had just sponsored my trip to get this parasite). I figured that she had at least partial responsibility, so I headed in.
It is safe to say that everyone was impressed with degree to which I was willing to dissect my own toe prior to seeking (non self-) medical care. She also thought that the extraction best be left to the experts, and provided me with the phone number to a podiatrist, who she knew could see me in the morning.
As you can imagine, I wasn't all that satisfied with this solution. Now I had this huge wound in my toe and this exposed parasite hanging out. I didn't really want to go home and pretend to ignore it. I though about checking myself into the adult ER as an actual patient, but it wasn't really an emergency, and more importantly, I now hadn't slept in about 36 hours, and it would have likely been a long process.
I was walking out of the hospital when I remembered that, at that very moment, there was a Tropical Medicine lecture going on upstairs. The Tropical Medicine course is sponsored by the medicine department, and has lectures every few weeks on topics that you don't otherwise learn too much about practicing in the US. I figured that, even if I couldn't find someone to take this damned thing out, at least there would be a lot of interested people.
The lecture was on Trypanosomiasis, and was actually being given by a friend of mine in the med-peds program, Jeff. I restlessly sat in the back of the room until the lecture was over, and immediately jumped on Dr. Majid Sadigh, the professor of medicine who runs the Tropical Medicine course, and our resident expert on Tropical Diseases. I showed him one picture (the second one, above) and he immediately said -- "oh, sand flea. Very common." I also solicited his advice on removal. He laughed: Just pop it and scoop it out. It doesn't matter if you rupture it.
Just what I had been hoping to hear! So, Jeff ran to a supply closet for some gauze, and I went for it.
Success! It turns out it was more disc shaped than spherical, and hadn't been nearly as deep as I thought. I had actually mostly excavated it already. When I squeezed, it came right out.
So here it is:
And here is the divot left in my toe.
As I dissected I tried to leave the cuticle intact, so hopefully my toenail will grow back.
Some antibiotic ointment, some band-aids and a few days and I'll be good as new.
To my knowledge that is the first parasite I've had, though it certainly makes you wonder...
Who says you can't bring your work home?
